By: Tim Clancy Copyright (©) 2000

At the security entrance:

Guard: Do you have any cameras, bottles, knifes, firearms, recording devices or weapons of any kind?

Vladimir: (hiding sword of famine behind his back whistles innocently)

Guard: Sir isn't that a 5' warsword your holding?

Vladimir: This is not the sword your looking for.

Guard: This is not the sword I'm looking for.

Vladimir: Move along.

Guard: Move along.

In the concert:

Vladimir: Dominate - get out of my way! Dominate - get out of my way!

((wave of moshers bowls him over))

Vladimir: "OW! AEGIS!" mumble mumble "whish I had damn mob rule" mumble grumble

((another wave of moshers run him over))

Vladimir: "I'm the Horseman of oof! Whose elbow was that?!? I'm warning you....ouch!"